Das Keta Kartell
BASS HITS HARDER THAN LIFE!
Welcome to KETA KARTELL, where Pillen Peter & Keta Keule turn your favorite tracks into high-speed, brain-melting Uptempo bangers! 💊🚀
Born in the deepest depths of German rave culture, raised on cheap LEDs, Bauhaus parking lot raves, and overdriven speakers, we’re here to bring you nonstop 200 BPM destruction. Think gabber, hardtekk, and techno on steroids—if it doesn’t make your ears bleed, it ain’t hard enough! 😵💫
Get your 2.1 Medion soundsystem in your Gartenlaube ready to hit max volume!
⚡ What to expect:
- 🚧 Industrial-strength kicks harder than a presslufthammer
- 🚨 Extreme speed—too fast for the TÜV, too wild for your grandma
- 🔊 Overdistorted bass that shakes your soul
- 🕶️ LED-glasses, neon drip & Atzen energy levels at 500%
- 🛑 Warning: May cause excessive jumpstyle, blackout raves, and involuntary face melting!
🔻 Side effects include:
- Sudden cravings for construction site raves
- Randomly screaming “3…2…1… KETA REIN!!” in public
- An unexplainable urge to speedrun through life at 200 BPM
📢 Follow the KETA KARTELL movement & join the madness!
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💀 “NO TALKING – JUST RAVING!” 💀
