Das Keta Kartell
BASS HITS HARDER THAN LIFE!
⚠️ WARNING: KETA KARTELL ZONE – GERMAN BANGERS ONLY ⚠️
NO ENGLISH TRACKS. NO MERCY. JUST PURE DEUTSCHLAND ABRISS.
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. BPMs MAY CAUSE DAMAGE.
Welcome to KETA KARTELL, where Pillen Peter & Keta Keule turn your favorite tracks into high-speed, brain-melting Uptempo bangers! 💊🚀
Born in the deepest depths of German rave culture, raised on cheap LEDs, Bauhaus parking lot raves, and overdriven speakers, we’re here to bring you nonstop 200 BPM destruction. Think gabber, hardtekk, and techno on steroids—if it doesn’t make your ears bleed, it ain’t hard enough! 😵💫
Get your 2.1 Medion soundsystem in your Gartenlaube ready to hit max volume!
⚡ What to expect:
- 🚧 Industrial-strength kicks harder than a presslufthammer
- 🚨 Extreme speed—too fast for the TÜV, too wild for your grandma
- 🔊 Overdistorted bass that shakes your soul
- 🕶️ LED-glasses, neon drip & Atzen energy levels at 500%
- 🛑 Warning: May cause excessive jumpstyle, blackout raves, and involuntary face melting!
🔻 Side effects include:
- Sudden cravings for construction site raves
- Randomly screaming “3…2…1… KETA REIN!!” in public
- An unexplainable urge to speedrun through life at 200 BPM
📢 Follow the KETA KARTELL movement & join the madness!
🎛️ Twitch | TikTok | SoundCloud | Your local underground warehouse rave
💀 “NO TALKING – JUST RAVING!” 💀
Impressions
soon!
Why Book KETA KARTELL?
Looking for the act that will take your party from zero to absolute chaos in seconds?
You don’t just want a set – you want a full-scale, high-speed rave meltdown?
Then you need KETA KARTELL. 💊🔥
We are not just DJs – we are a walking, stomping, bass-destroying machine, bringing relentless Uptempo, Gabber, Hardtekk and 200 BPM madness straight to your stage.
Why every festival, club and underground party needs us:
🚨 We turn crowds into riots – no standing, no chilling, just total movement.
🔊 We take classic hits, German trash anthems and viral bangers and twist them into pure dancefloor destruction.
⚡ Our shows are a spectacle: LED-glasses, glowing outfits, and the wildest Atzen energy you’ve ever seen.
🚀 We’re not just music – we’re the entire afterparty, during the party.
💥 The KETA KARTELL experience is louder, faster and harder than anything else on the lineup.
Your crowd won’t remember the headliner.
They’ll remember the moment KETA KARTELL took over.
So if you’re serious about pushing limits, melting faces, and making your event legendary:
👉 Book KETA KARTELL.
Because anything less is just too slow.